Cruise Humor
Three Wishes
Alan Walker

Mike White, a cruise passenger, spent most of his time on deck, looking for passing flotsam. One day he spied a bottle in the water and, after pulling it out, was surprised when a genie appeared.

"I will grant you three wishes" announced the genie, "but there is one condition: I am a lawyers' genie. That means for every wish you make, every lawyer gets the wish as well, only double.

Mike, who didn't like lawyers or even their genies, thought for a moment and then said "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars".

Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured Mike that the ten million had been deposited. "But every lawyer in the world just received twenty million dollars", the genie said.

"I've always wanted to own my own cruise line" Mike said. "That's my second wish". Instantly, every sign on the ship changed to "White Cruise Lines". "But every lawyer in the world has just become the owner of two cruise lines", said the genie. "And what is your last wish?"

"Well", said Mike, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant".

Alan Walker resides in Vancouver where Alan is an attorney and quite a funny guy! Alan is the Sysop for the Cruise Ports/Destinations Section of the CompuServe UK Travel Forum. Alan loves email, and can be reached at:

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