Following is Daniel Waskie's rather ingenious response to a heated thread on Compuserve's Travel Forum regarding the speculation about food poisoning on Carnival's Jubilee out of Los Angeles last month. Preliminary reports from the CDC indicate an "airborne virus" was the cause of the illnesses, not food poisoning.
DANIEL'S CRUISE SHIP SURVIVAL KIT
Pack for survival:In an extra suitcase pack the following items (based on two cruising):
DAY 1:Eat nothing but delicious Tampa style Cuban ham sandwiches and bottled water. Wear your mask respirators this entire day including to shows, casino, and at bedtime.
DAY 2:Check to see how many folks died on day 1.
DAY 3:Fill empty food suitcase with money (throw away dirty clothes if you need more room for cash), get off the ship and fly home. While at the airport book another cruise with the same line for the following week. Repeat itinerary weekly.
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